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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 06:02

Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What celebrity do you admire the most?
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
King Charles III pays respects to Air India crash victims at his annual birthday parade - PBS
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
Asia stocks buoyed by tech gains; trade, economic uncertainty persists - Investing.com
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
ABC News anchor David Muir reveals how he feels about his 'Daddy' status - Entertainment Weekly
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
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