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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 06:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

So they tried

Did you use the internet during the DOS era? Can you describe your experience? How were images displayed on the black screen when everything was just text-based commands?

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What celebrity do you admire the most?

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

King Charles III pays respects to Air India crash victims at his annual birthday parade - PBS

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

What disturbed you today?

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Ex-NBA coach P.J. Carlesimo crushes Knicks over Tom Thibodeau firing: ‘Their own worst enemy’ - New York Post

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good

Asia stocks buoyed by tech gains; trade, economic uncertainty persists - Investing.com

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Walmart Nintendo Switch 2 restock: confirmed time it'll be in stock - The Shortcut | Matt Swider

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

'The Alters' is a genre-blending sci-fi survival ordeal about the horrors of being a project manager - Space

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Sean Combs Trial: Second Mistrial Motion, 'Freak-Off' Audio and Peek Inside Mogul's Bank Accounts - Rolling Stone

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

ABC News anchor David Muir reveals how he feels about his 'Daddy' status - Entertainment Weekly

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.